Retro Hill Killer - Dan Klima

Temp:  86 F

Winds: Light and variable

Nine Racin’ Rotts lined up at the bottom of the Great Hill to recreate the race of yesteryear:  The Retro Hill Killer.  Faced with possible passers-by, Head Out Early Hoky set the stage by leaving before the other Rotts even lined up.  The remaining Rotts waited as Jammin’ Jim patiently described the start and end points (or did he really say he didn’t give a sh*t if no one was listening to him?)

Head Out was later heard to say “This course is far more preferable to the New Hill Killer and might give me hope of passing Speed Demon, especially since he didn’t meet his personal goal of a sub-14 minute Retro Ride.”

10 pts               Speed Demon Schoo                        14:35

9 pts                 Crankin’ Carline                                  15:35

8 pts                 Jammin’ Jim                                        15:59

7 pts                 Comin’ on Craig                                  16:01

6 pts                 Two Ride-A-Day Bob                          16:12

5 pts                 Head Out Early Hoky                           16:20

4 pts                 Elegant Ed                                            16:35

3 pts                 Docile Dan                                            17:11

2 pts                 First Time Tim                                       18:12

[ed] An adjustment was made to Jammin Jim's time to accommodate his use of a retro sun dial watch for time rather than a more modern cycling computer.